Joonas

A generally good looking fella whos always happy and cheerful.Sometimes smart sometimes dumb but always a goofy person.
He will bright up your day and make you feel comfortable.Once you get to know him he will aleays help you and be there for you.

He likes to play on the computer and talk to friends.He does some sport and is generally a very happy person to be around.

Hey joonas do you want to play a game?
Joonas is a fun person to be around.

by Munavesi6 November 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Joonas mug.

Joonas

Loves men I love him as well. Really funny to be around but you might get sweaty because he is crazy hot(like me). He rejected a hot girl for no reason because he like me more than anyone. He would easily take a bullet for me only for me though.

Om my god Joonas loves me so much

by Wah wah baby love you kis kis January 23, 2022

Flag

Get the Joonas mug.

Joonas Porko

Joonas Porko maybe is 27, but he's acting like 5 year old. Not in a bad way tho, it's good to be a little bit childish :D Joonas can be a dick sometimes, but not usually. Usually he's kind person, and keeps checking are you ok, if you don't look like that you're ok.

Hey, Joonas Porko just posted new ig pic!
Who's Joonas Porko??
Follow. Him. On. Instagram. Right. Now.

by simpforbc November 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Joonas Porko mug.

Joonas-Marjut

Joonas-Marjut is a fictional character who may become middle-aged in the future, a caricature of a high-speed and high vocal promoter of cycling. Joonas-Marjut is like Barbie or Marlboro man dressed in lycra, a figure recognized by everyone, but completely imaginary. The Karen of spandex world.

Joonas-Marjut complains to the mayor that there is too steep an uphill or too tight turn in the bike lane.

Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.

by cyclingwithoutbrakes May 11, 2022

Flag

Get the Joonas-Marjut mug.

Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

by Super Tips July 28, 2023

Flag