Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

Jonvo

A joint conversation using an Instant Message service. (A 'convo' with more than 2 people in)

"Oi wanna have a jonvo?"
"Sure sure, add some people I cba"

by CestTyler November 27, 2009

Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt

Ey pass that jonko

by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019

Big Jono

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020

Jonko

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.

I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.

by gekke gerri November 2, 2019

jony

a persons name that is said like johnny but is way cooler when it is spelt like jony.

just a really cool person

1.'hey jony pass me the tomato'

so he passed over the tomato and do you know why? Its coz hes cool

by Bobby ma bob bob January 5, 2008

joyous

A way to describe something exciting, funny, happy, amazing, amusing..etc

1/. Jamie: This barbeque sauce is joyous!
Tom : I agree. Spiffing

2/. The way you did that dance was simply joyous.

3/. I am feeling joyous at present.

by Danieeeeeeeelle December 29, 2005