Jonne

Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'

Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."

by ylilauta November 23, 2011

Kylie Jenner

a species of Kardashians/Jenner's that took so much lip injections it became a pufferfish with an allergic reaction. It also turned into a piece of plastic before the age of 13.

Regina: i want to turn into a kylie jenner
Sarah: might as well turn into a grocery bag

by 🍒your local idiot 🍒 March 25, 2023

janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!

by Natan french June 15, 2009

Caitlyn Jenner'ed

The act of running a pedestrian over with an automobile, killing them, fleeing the scene of the accident, and later getting away with vehicular manslaughter free of criminal charges or discipline. Directly related to an incident involving Caitlyn Jenner.

I would've been late to work so I ran a red light and totally Caitlyn Jenner'ed this guy in the crosswalk.

Did you get away with it?

Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.

by Huntaaification May 10, 2016

Jooner

A member of the Jewish mafia, who is also a gooner. The Jewish Gooner Boys.

Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.

by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

by Psydu July 30, 2021

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006