Jonked

A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)

This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.

If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller

A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.

Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.

One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
Joah, Nera, and Her are JONKED to the moon and back
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Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
by Insulin March 13, 2005
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A Jonke is when someone says something funny
Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault
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To fail a really simple task in the worst way possible.

Term originally coined by WorstPremadeEver, a British streamer group.
"You've just gone and jonked it!"
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jonk complains about things
jonk
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To have coitus with someone
Jamal will jonk Tenzing
Jamal and Tenzing will consensually jonk
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