Joke master

He is so joky that he is the joke master.

My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.

by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Jay Joke

A joke or pun that is so painfully unfunny, it can only be said by a person named Jay.

For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:

a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment

b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)

c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said

Me: Did they name Hearthstone Pizza after the game called Hearthstone?
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke

by PoodlePizza February 25, 2019

Woke Joke

A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.

He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!

by Travelingmankc May 1, 2021

Pump Jockey

see Pump Monkey

Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.

Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!

by Jasshonkey1 October 16, 2009

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008

Cheese Joke

A joke that's so bad that it's funny

How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?

by notlameatall October 18, 2017

ruhan joke

A 'ruhan joke' is when someone makes a joke however they laugh at it and only them.

Yo Shafiqul, that was such a ruhan joke!

by Clown Emoji March 6, 2020