Jonk

Jonk is a word used when you are joking with someone and they get annoyed or angry, which may go onto annoy them further.

What's up mate can you not take a jonk?

Tha can't take a jonk!
Do you know Luke? He can't take a jonk.

by TopSpur April 19, 2020

jonk

jonk-a shorty who is very tight and goodlooking

that jonk keisha is bangin she wright.

by robeasy October 6, 2006

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

Jonk

Verb

1. To flirt with or to go after snookies.

Noun

1. The act of jonking or a night of jonking.

Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."

Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."

by Snookie Enthusiast December 30, 2010

jonk

Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....

Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

jonk

a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like

OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk

by rosie/mica July 1, 2006

Jonk

The act of spamming a 20 year old mans tumblr with "jonk" or spamming his other social media sites.

Glam: Man, I really jonked my SATs

by FsfdafgsIMGAY May 23, 2018