Jonk

The act of spamming a 20 year old mans tumblr with "jonk" or spamming his other social media sites.

Glam: Man, I really jonked my SATs

by FsfdafgsIMGAY May 23, 2018

Jonk

Rape in the ass and in the mouth

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you

by Anthony DeMatteo, Mike huynh March 14, 2007

Jonk

To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

by Stefani W. March 3, 2008

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

jonk

pure magical.

The individual was absolutely jonk, amazing

by TNell March 1, 2020

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021