jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

jongin

when one is described as a jongin, it usually means that they are hot & highly likely to be daddy material.

person one: wow, that man really be out here lookin' like a jongin, huh¿¿

person two: quit it, samantha, he ain't all that jongined up

by daesexual May 1, 2019

Jonin'

Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something

Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.

by Dorno July 29, 2009

jonin

To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles

Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂

by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

kim jongin

One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.

Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.

by haruka_rin September 18, 2014

joninx

getting owned, smoked, mocked, played

dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!

by parapark December 14, 2011