Hulio Jonesworth

The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.

I was cranking Hulio Jonesworth last night and got a mean buzz from her

by Squish the Cranker October 12, 2017

Jonesborough Pig Trough

When a group of drunks shit in Boonie’s pool then Boonie’s take a bath in it after !

Boonie is ready for his Jonesborough Pig Trough.

by Bobby’s Diaper Rash April 21, 2021

Jonesborough

The oldest town in Tennessee. Located in N.E right outside from Johnson city, about an hour and a half from Knoxville. Known for the storytelling festival. Many events go on down town. Surrounded by Johnson City, Erwin, and Elizabethton. Personal advice: Do not go to the Black Olive.

Person A: "Hey wanna go to the storytelling festival this weekend?"

Person B: "Yeah isn't that in downtown Jonesborough?"

by richard monger October 16, 2018

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy

"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah

by hahafail April 15, 2021

jonesberg scratch

Black Tar Heroin

Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!

by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021

Jonesburg

A small town in mid Missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. Nuff Said.

A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.

For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.

No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.

Peace. That is all, now good day!

Jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!

by master_bates December 20, 2010

Jonesport Maine

Jonesport Maine is a stupid town in downeast Maine. The most know feature of Jonesport is incest. If you live in Jonesport your family tree is a wreath.

In Jonesport Maine your mother might also be your sister.

by ihgosfl. September 1, 2011