jonasitis

It means to be addicted to the Jonas brothers and their music.

OMJ, I think I have Jonasitis.

by Sarita Marita July 7, 2008

Jonasmania

n.

When people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.

Symptoms include:

-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up sexual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.

Very similar to beatlemania

iwantjonasorgy says: omg, did you see that video of joe jonas dancin to single ladies? it was SOO hawt! mama lieks thos tight clothing! ;)

normalperson says: *sighs*, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing ... i really wasn't interested in seei-

iwantjonasorgy says: HE IZ SOOO HAWT. LIEK OMAHGAUD!

normalperson says: look, Im going to have to let you go. bye.

iwantjonasorgy says: OKAII!! BYESZ!

normalperson says: talk about jonasmania...

by asquirrelwilde June 18, 2009

Paul Kevin JonasII

the oldest brother out of the jonas brothers. has 3 younger brothers, 2 of which are in the band. nick jonas, 15, joeseph jonas 18, and frankie jonas 8. also known as kevin jonas.

amanda- did you see paul kevin jonasII? He's in the jonas brothers!

by jo3bro3lover3 March 22, 2008

JONASIN

When you are jonsin to the extreme. (Named for P. Jonas who fell down a flight of steps when he blacked out from too much whiskey).

That black guy is jonasin because he didn't have enough money for a 40oz. or the Cleveland RTA bus and has to walk back to the projects in -17 degree temperatures with a windbreaker on.

by Cleveland Sucks February 8, 2008

Jonaside

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.

Dude, if you performed the act of Jonaside my little sister's life would be over.

by Silly_Mel April 21, 2011

jonasized

working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.

Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"

Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"

Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."

aaahahah.
wow.

by bbbrittanybbbyo October 15, 2008

_jonasisdaddy_

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot

_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut

by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017