Jobertime

Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.

Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.

I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.

If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.

-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?

-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.

-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.

by Job Ertime May 18, 2023

Jokerise

To take a photo of one self, and photoshop in make-up in the style of the Joker from the film 'The Dark Knight'

What is up with my photo?

"It's been jokerised"

by bigguss dickuss August 2, 2008

Jogurtism

Jogurtism is the religion of a mystical being called the "Jogurt", Americans spell it "Joe-gurt" but you actually call it more like a Yoghurt, it is often represented in a manner of being a kids Yoghurt box, but often it is also represented as any other object that you can drink. The joghurt religion goes back to thousands of years, often people think that Jogurt affected how egyptians made the pyramids. Although that the Jogurt community was dying over the past years. A discord users discord server dedicated to the Jogurt Religion has been growing more and more. The Jogurt Following has amassed 3 Thousand followers.

"whats a good religion"
"jogurtism"

by YoghurtPope May 9, 2020

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by Beybyu May 18, 2023