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joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
by cathryn July 30, 2006
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Joinering

A common word used to describe raping or taking advantage of a drunk girl.
At that party last night, there was a lot of Joinering going on!

Never let a guy get you alone in a room if you are drunk. He will most likely Joiner you!
by BelmontSlang October 25, 2011
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Jointin

A relatively new way of composing beats where the producer of the beat will use mostly samples and try to fit them together to create a good sounding beat
Person 1:Aye you hear Jim’s new beat

Person 2:He’s cold at jointin
Person 3:Yeah he said it took a lot of time to make sure everything worked together but the result was cold
by Bad vibes March 3, 2019
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jitling

A young jit who doesnt deserve the name jit. not something a jit would wanna be called
example 1: A full Jit- Yo look at that fucking jitling thinking he a real jit

example 2: A jitling- all those jits think im annoying, so they calling me a jitling
by the_grown jit November 8, 2021
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Jinting

That girl is such a Jinting.
by Rocker324234 February 23, 2010
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jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...
jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.
by Rob May 13, 2005
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Compound Jointing

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.
Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.
by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012
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