joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

by cathryn July 30, 2006

Joinering

A common word used to describe raping or taking advantage of a drunk girl.

At that party last night, there was a lot of Joinering going on!

Never let a guy get you alone in a room if you are drunk. He will most likely Joiner you!

by BelmontSlang October 25, 2011

Jointin

A relatively new way of composing beats where the producer of the beat will use mostly samples and try to fit them together to create a good sounding beat

Person 1:Aye you hear Jim’s new beat

Person 2:He’s cold at jointin
Person 3:Yeah he said it took a lot of time to make sure everything worked together but the result was cold

by Bad vibes March 3, 2019

jitling

A young jit who doesnt deserve the name jit. not something a jit would wanna be called

example 1: A full Jit- Yo look at that fucking jitling thinking he a real jit

example 2: A jitling- all those jits think im annoying, so they calling me a jitling

by the_grown jit November 8, 2021

Jinting

A concise motherfucker

That girl is such a Jinting.

by Rocker324234 February 23, 2010

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Compound Jointing

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.

Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.

by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012