Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009

Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

joined at the hip

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Joinked

To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.

My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.

by VPOB July 2, 2017

Jovked

When you`ve multi-fail`d.
When you have no brain.
When your WoW account get stolen...AGAIN!
When your WoW account get scammed...AGAIN!

Buying a rogue for 4k then get scammed LOLjovked!

by Astanos October 28, 2010

Jocked

To take something. /Jocked/

He JOCKED his friend's style.

by Jonny Tigre May 25, 2008

Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

by BluBallz April 30, 2006