Johnson

Ve cut it off.

(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")

Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.

"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"

by Memphis Jay March 7, 2008

Johnson

the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

by gh17 September 2, 2011

Johnson

The type of guy to shit his pants and say he didn't shit his pants and when his friends find out he did he says just kidding.

Johnson shit his pants, he was exposed by John and Johnson said "Just kidding!"

by Flex1231231232131123 April 23, 2018

Johnson

Group of guys in Norther Wisconsin that think too highly of themselves and too poorly of others. They often travel in packs, letting everybody know when they have arrived to a party. They like to think that they are good at every activity they take part in simple because they are "Johnsons." Refer to everybody that is not a Johnson as a "Chach." Often times, these Chachs are better at the activities the Johnsons believe themselves to be so great at, but since they are Johnsons, they automatically make fun of the Chachs.

During a game of beer pong:
"Ha! Nice shot, fucking Chach. Too bad you aren't a Johnson."

by Cakes1988 December 23, 2008

Johnson

the act of scraping marijuana resin out of smoking peice in a fiendish way.

Zach and Evan ran out of bud, and decided to Johnson a bowl for a quick high.

by fnapgnbsrg April 5, 2013

Johnson

1.A person who is an asshole
2.A big dick

Kid 1: That is the dumbest shirt I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such a Johnson!

by Buffalo Johnson September 17, 2012

Johnson

Johnson- a lie

If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign

by Truthmonger April 12, 2022