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Johnny Appleseed

The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!
by foodknowledge February 21, 2011
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Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
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Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
by gnostic3 August 2, 2020
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johny applesteed

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar
God there's johny AppleSteed
by His daddy January 25, 2018
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