Johnesty

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.

I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.

by Marveloso December 21, 2019

Jennessy

Jennessy is one of the most beautiful human beings you will ever meet. She is outgoing and could make anyone laugh in a second (her laugh is contagious). She always cares for her own respect and the respect of others. Jennessy is a full on badass. With the absolute most beautiful smile. People only hate her because of how perfect she is.

If you ever disrespect her, fuck you and your momma.

Jennessy is the person you wish you would be.

by Brendaaa0508 November 22, 2021

Johnfession

a special task Johnologists have the oppurtunity of doing when they commit sklins. Johnfessions take place in porter pottys.

I must get rid of my sklin by going to Johnfession.

by blokzberry July 11, 2006

Johndess

I person who is born in Canada but is of Russian decant.

A person who has an annoying little brother named Alberto Obeseo and who is portrayed unfittingly with a lisp

son of olga and dimitri

When someone pulls a leap of faith and fails, or obliviously points out flaws in a plan,idea,sentence,insult or accusation or sarcasm

gorenstein

"omygosh Armand pulled the biggest Johndess at Frank Hobbs School"

Cole did a huge Johndess off his trampoline

by Buk Lau whoeversusng this is a August 6, 2011

johnessia

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

Johaness

Johaness is a very simple guy who does not love arguments lest you fully provoke him. Sometimes you may be bored around them because they sometimes very serious but at times their company is memorable. They are generally cool guys who are not very talkative.

I have a cool friend called Johaness

by Gabriel010 December 25, 2020

jennessyfvx

jennessyfvx is the most iconic person

“jennessyfvx is an icon”

by scarlett.rae April 24, 2021