John David

A code-word for guys to let each other know a girl has a nice booty, without the girl knowing the guys are talking about her. Named after John David Booty, the USC Quarterback. This term has been circulated around the Grand Valley State University campus.

Hey man, did you see John David over there by the pop machine?

by Viking Lad August 6, 2009

johntavia

is a girl who is sexy asf and can make a boy cry in 1 second. Also is good at sports and can do anything perfect. Also has no red flags.

johntavia is good at sports.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

John David

A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.

Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally*
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit

by Saxy Snek November 17, 2019

John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot

Looks like tomato after PE

John David Bloom is CUTE!

by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022

John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

johndarius

A savage ass lil boy

Johndarius is a savage ass kid.
He also don't play about his money .

by Johndarius June 18, 2018