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the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube
OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH
by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017
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John Smith'd

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To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.
Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.
by BearySanders December 3, 2020
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John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021
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To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.
I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.
by blahblahb September 16, 2007
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The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
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American John smith

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John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.
by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022
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The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan
Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith
by 4ry0 June 9, 2019
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