John Doe 

Another name for a Condom: "a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colours."

"I went to the supermarket to get some John Does and bumped into my date for this evening.. awkward!"

John Doe by YouLookSleepy July 18, 2012

john doe 

a person that takes to manny craps on the computer

hey that john doe craped on my computer

john doe by mr bob man guy August 25, 2017

John Doe 

A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.

Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game

John Doe by Fufudy May 15, 2018

John Doe 

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

John Doe by PhillipH. December 24, 2007

john doe 

When something is too plain for other definitive words. They or it
are neither one thing or another. Drab. Boring. Doesn't stick in your mind.

"he didn't do anything for me for my birthday...it was liike, totally john Doe".
"this soup is really john doe, you should add some salt and pepper at least.".
" I know you want me to buy a ford taurus, Mom, but they're just so john doe, ya know?

john doe by Kmoney 801 July 9, 2006

John Doe 

An unknown man

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth

John Doe by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

john doe 

When you kill a guy on rs with a pistol when he got a rifle

"man I got noobed by a DOE"

john doe by TB March 13, 2004