1. A letter sent by a girlfriend (usually) explaining to her guy that she has no wish to see him any more, or that the relationship is not working out. Equivalent when the target is female is the dear Jeannie letter.
2. Letter from a would-be employer regretfully informing a job applicant that for one reason or another, which may or may not be given, they didn't make it.
2. Letter from a would-be employer regretfully informing a job applicant that for one reason or another, which may or may not be given, they didn't make it.
Marie, not being the most confident girl on the block, gave Desmond her dear John letter after he ogled too many women on the beach.
I just got the dear John letter from ToyMaster last week.
I just got the dear John letter from ToyMaster last week.
by Fearman January 7, 2008
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Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?
Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.
Joel: Bummer
Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.
Joel: Bummer
by Vincent84 February 15, 2010
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when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.
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That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
by nutman common February 25, 2010
Get the Dear John Letter mug.the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.
"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"
by elle February 20, 2005
Get the dear john mug.Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.
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