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A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".
(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.
by Zany_Zebra July 11, 2011
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Star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.
John Brown is a mad MC.
by Nathan mofuckin Eck December 15, 2008
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One who Shags Other Mans Bird
He did a John Brown
by jef109 November 26, 2017
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An extreme john laurens who can't spell and murdered 5 people
I have to write an essay on john brown who can't spell on the documents we used as evidence
by Person wants to die September 20, 2018
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A white person who knocks out another white person who was exhibiting racism towards a Black person.
Old clay was being racist so Kevin gave him the old John Brown.
by TheAbolisionist March 11, 2026
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Handsome John Brown

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when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
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When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.
I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it
by auggie87 May 13, 2003
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