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John’d
Cara: Damn, I don’t remember leaving last night and I only had one drink!
Mandy: What did you drink?
Cara: I had a Caesar, John made it.

Mandy: You must have been John’d.
by Nadia Bitches December 17, 2021
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john’d

The act of being forced to oblige to do multiple favors when sucked into doing one
You got john’d
ex. Hey can you get me to the hardware store, but can you help me get some things moved for a friend
That’s getting john’d
by cptnitro March 19, 2025
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John D. Branon

A fictional character in the original Star Wars movie, who fought for the ARR, and was shot down in the Battle of Yavin. His call sign was Red Four.
Person 1: Who was Red 4 in Star Wars?
Person 2: His name was John D. Branon.
by SavagePanda845 July 7, 2018
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John D'Amico

The man amoungst boy
by Fluby November 21, 2009
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John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,
John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable
by Randomlyly May 20, 2021
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John D'agostino

1. A up and coming poker player
2. a man that gets fucked over by luck
3. verb to get royally fucked over on the river
4. Tom Halls favorite Poker play
5. verb to fuck over a hoe and not pay her for her nights work
o shit i had trip aces and that fucker caught a 4th king on the river

YO bitch i aint paying u get out of here
by TOM HALL April 20, 2005
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John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out
I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸

We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯

You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️

Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟

Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁
by JohnOSavin September 21, 2021
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