Joever

When a situation has become hopeless; When you are screwed

"Yo man, we are getting third partied so bad right now, no way we win this game."
"Yea bro, It's Joever."

by definitionmakertothemax December 7, 2025

Jover

Gaming slang, shorthand for "just fucking over"
Typically used when you've completely given up
Expect someone to usually retort, while being nasty

"It's jover, man, it's jover!"
"If you say it's jover one more goddamn time, I'm gonna bend you over."

by AvangionQ June 28, 2023

joverdose

Where you consume excessive amounts of alcohol of (a full bottle of whisky) in a short time period to the point where you are hospitalised to the almost point of death from alchol poisoning and require a public escort to guide you around the next day.

"That guy Joe Clarke... he had a joverdose the other day. "
"No way was he drunk?"
"That is an understatement."

by JTsavage November 17, 2016

joepert

A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.

He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.

by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

Joeserver Effect

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

by PartyJardino May 18, 2009

Joemer

Joemer is a person who isn't afraid too express how they feel. Often very sexy, independent, flirty, and down too earth until you get on their bad side. Joemer is someone who loves unconditionally for someone he really cares about. he goes out his way too listen too others personal issues too give out advice from his own personal past experiences. Joemer often has a different kind of mindset that you couldn't mind anywhere else. Joemer's maturity level is often shown threw the words he speaks and his actions come too show. Joemer fights for what/who he wants and won't stop until he gets it, he doesn't give up easy, he will wait a thousand years for someone he truly sees himself with. May have a bit of attitude or maybe ALOT with some anger issues because of his past but he always seems too find the positive side of things.
I find Joemer too be very intelligent.

Joemer is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.

by -synz, 2016 June 8, 2021

Joevelyn

Joevelyn is charming and adorable person. Her engaging personality leads to many friends and relationships and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend, best friend, or girlfriend. She loves kids and kittens and also cooking, she is very lovely, caring and trustworthy.

Is that Joevelyn. She is quite adorable and cute.

by Jake Hendrix October 21, 2021