German Jetstream

To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.

You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"

by I Hate Kuwait 112 April 27, 2010

The jetstream sam

To chop off your female partners arm and give yourself a handjob with it

“Yo bro yesterday I did the jetstream sam with my girl”

by D33zballzinurmoutn August 22, 2022

jetstream

It is when you vape a fat cloud through a fan or other air acceleration device at a person. Usually a person whom you do not like.

Fuck that motherfucker Alan, I'm gonna jetstream the fuck out of that ass clown.

by yaboi21 December 9, 2016

jetstreaming it

when you piss as hard as you possibly can,usually causing splash back

dude,i have to get to class,so i'm jetstreaming it

by ian moone October 21, 2010

jetstreamer

a shameless workplace poser who hops on to projects or new business pursuits that are going well so he can claim the victory as his own

Rick is such a jetstreamer... he shows up at the victory party and pretends that he had something to do with winning that new business

by FastEddie50 July 26, 2011

jetstreamed

When you fart in front of a blowing fan and it blows into someone's face

I was laying with my girlfriend and farted while the fan was going

Totally jetstreamed her

by Zthuyt67 September 4, 2017

Jesstreaming

raming in to the back of some one while one is meant to be slipstreaming.

when jess ramed/jesstreamed tim in the HPV. AT the velodrome. The girl has no control. :P

Jesstreaming could also be called overstreaming.

by s73v30 October 17, 2008