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Jobbie Nooner

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?
by steveweree June 28, 2010
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jobbythehong

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them
some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE
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jobbytan

Noun/Adjective: Jobby, Scots English, meaning fecies or shite. Tan, referring to the pigmentation process of turning skin (in this case anything) from white to brown. Jobbytan usually refers to the state of ones underpants or as an insult and can commonly be used in friendly conversation.
"Nice jobbytan you've got there."-Insult
"Hey jobbytan, Hows it going?"-Friendly/Jovial
"He's a jobbytan."-Insult
by FreeStyler177 April 2, 2006
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Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.
Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.
by Gav April 13, 2004
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Los Jibbities

Dez.thelez’s parents way of saying 🏳️ 🌈
“Los jibbities month is coming up soon are you excited?”
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los jibbities

are you excited for los jibbities coming up?
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Jobbie Weecha

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly
"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"
by Beef n chips October 21, 2009
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