Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizzgasmic

A highly pleasing feeling, or something that looks amazingly good.

OMG his face is Jizzgasmic.
Hot Shakeaholics are jizzgasmic

by sexymalteaser January 16, 2010

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011

jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jazztastic

Jazztastic means cool , awesome , legit , cute , handsome , sexy , and pretty much almost anything you want it to mean that is positive .

She thought that her new hat looked jazztastic with her new outfit .
He thought his banana split tasted jazztastic .

by Jazztastic queen of da Kitties October 25, 2015