jizzcatcher

one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth

Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.

by 907grrl July 15, 2010

JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

bizznatchius

A biatch,to be curt. A friendly, yet meaningful way of describing someone you know who is, or indeed acts like a biatch. Whether this person acts like a biatch some of the time, or all of the time (which usually is the case), they are without doubt a bizznatchius maximus.

Yo, whaddup bizznatchius...why you trippin'?!?!

Hey homeslice, did you tell that bizznatchius maximus to bring his broke ass down the da bar?

by J-Dizzniggity May 29, 2007

Jizzwatcher

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

by T & A September 19, 2023

Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).

Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

by fagomir March 11, 2013

jizzanthropuss

jizzanthropuss Karen’s daughter

Come here little jizzanthropuss tell this guy how you didn’t get to shake #42 hand

by Karen Hater November 28, 2019