Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

Jazzminge

A true goddess, one in which loves to have it up the bum. Or squat on a penis. She loves to play with her nu nu, in return for a damn good seeing to.

Man, have you had a night with that Jazzminge? What a babe.

by willchode August 24, 2009

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.

'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz

by gingleberry February 16, 2010

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011