Jizzly Bear

Another name for the Polar Bear, or even an albino Grizzly Bear.

This Jizzly Bear is lookin mighty masculine!

by jimmy johns pizza pouches March 25, 2020

Jazzlyn

Jazzlyn is a great girl who is just trying to give no fucks and is not afraid to fight a bitch

Jazzlyn is great

by Happy bird January 12, 2019

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

jazzlyn

A girl whos fine asf , a girl who gets all the boys , come now all the boys drool over her. Everytime she walks in the room all heads turn. Has great friends , funny as hell but dont put up with no mess. Loves to eat. She'll put you on the spot. She bad , in fact the baddest in the game.

Everyone needs a jazzlyn.

Man just wait till you meet jazzlyn , she bad as hell

by Pettyqueen98 March 14, 2017