jizzle

1. all ejaculation post first squirt
2. the sperm that dribbles out of owns penis

dude i cummed in her mouth and the rest jizzled out onto my shorts, it was tight.

by Dreesey February 10, 2007

Jizzle

Jism, or sperm

I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure

by Rich August 21, 2003

jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.

Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross

by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007

jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection

Let's smoke this jizzle!

by Josh November 19, 2003

Jizzle

To simultaneously laugh and ejaculate.

She was giving me head and I noticed a weird mole on the side of her face and jizzled everywhere man!

by Nortegirl1234 January 5, 2011

Jizzle

A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.

"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"

by Marizzle :] January 12, 2009

Jizzle

Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.

Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!

by DaKlaw September 13, 2009