jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzerate

to jizz or the act of jizzing

" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."

by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010

Jazzmite

A young child with boundless energy and a can do attitude. A child who loves to try new things, adventures and whose joy and energy are contagious. A child who will dance when there is no music and laugh at their own silly jokes.

As an adult I have so much fun being in the presence of Jazzmites. They make me giggle with their unending jokes and keep me young with their never ending energy and ongoing quests to do "new things."

by Wkmacmiller July 7, 2019

Jizzmits

Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.

Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"

by Dr Luke, Dr H, Dr Delusions. May 12, 2009

jizzeritis

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

jizzamine

The Anglo-Saxon spelling of jizz. Typically only used by intellectuals that want to maintain a degree of casualness whilst conversing

I truly slathered her back with my paling jizzamine.
When my father passed, he was ecstatic at his post, his hair bedewed with his master’s jizzamine.

by Not Boosung January 17, 2018