Jizzed

Being drunk and intoxicated.

I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.

by Gregory K October 5, 2007

Jizzed

The state of being excited, ecstatic.

I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.

by steen May 13, 2005

Jizz

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

by AceSpaDes80 August 1, 2011

Jizz

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

by Onlydicknot August 5, 2018

Jizz

The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.

This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.

by Deltasword February 11, 2014

jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

by Zayn400 June 29, 2008

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004