Jizcuzzi

A Jacuzzi that is notoriously known for having a high sperm count and dingers (condoms) blocking the filter.

Who wants to go swimming in the jizcuzzi? I don't know,will I get pregnant? Not if you're on the pill.

by Risbot March 9, 2014

jizzguzzler

one who guzzles jizz

the merigang except for mdawg and everyone else is a jizzguzzler

by Mihir Joshi January 12, 2006

Jizzcuzi

A jacuzzi full of jizz

Hey Bro, I'm feeling bored tonight. Lets go hop in the Jizzcuzi.
Hell yeah!

by Dizzizzle September 3, 2013

Jizzcuzi

The jizzcuzi is one of a kind. This is when you are beating your beat and you jizz into your belly button (must be an inny). You then insert your finger into your belly button because why not. This can be a very messy experience so make sure you aren't wearing nice cloths.

Mom: Edward what the fuck are you doing??

Edward: I'm just playing in my jizzcuzi mom.

by Buzzy boy February 8, 2017

jizzguzzler

Man or woman who will not tolerate having their face sprayed and instead must ingest semen loads in a guzzling manner.

Also used as a disparaging term for a homosexual.

That dude is a jizzguzzler.

by LordHate May 13, 2005

jitcuzzi

The result of a ballcuzzi

by Bubb Rubb October 28, 2003

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama

Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

by Stoney69 May 16, 2019