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jizzum

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.
Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!
by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014
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jizzcuit

a biscuit covered in jizz that is the result from a game that gay men play in which a biscuit is placed in the center and the men masterbate on to the biscuit and the last one must eat it.
Jody (the gay man) was the last to shoot his wad so he had to eat the jizzcuit
by boondock_saint March 4, 2005
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Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.
Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....
by NB27 June 17, 2008
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jizzum bomb

a large explosion of jizzum (sperm) usually into the face of a female
collin let out a huge jizzum bomb onto caitlins face after she had sexual intercourse with him
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jizzum

Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.
n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!
by Tiffany November 2, 2002
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Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.
Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted
by Vanilla.skys@hotmail.com October 16, 2008
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jizzum cloth

some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person
a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz
by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008
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