A description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a jizzbomb(see subteranean jizzbomb). Works in and around the area of the University of Arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.
No, I won't be going to this month's gunshow i'm just gonna call up the jizzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. Plus he does a mean cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
by Black Caesar December 25, 2006
by Dan Carle December 04, 2007
by Leighmur May 21, 2006
Virgin Jizzbomb
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
by jawns1112 June 25, 2009
A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.
My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.
by Black Caesar December 25, 2006
Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.
Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!
by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011