jizzbomb 

One part jizz, two part red bull. Its like a jager bomb but with jizz, drink until drunk.

Sweetlips got sloshed off of all the jizzbombs he drank.

jizzbomb by Dan Carle December 31, 2007

Jizzbomb 

A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.

It's just for decoration.

jason, i can't believe i'm defining jizzbomb. it's so stupid..

Jizzbomb by TJH III. July 16, 2008

jizzbomb-bagboom 

When you wank so much that your testicles explode.

Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)

jizzbomb-bagboom by Leighmur May 26, 2006

virgin jizzbomb 

Virgin Jizzbomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream

A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom

It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex

Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.

Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!

virgin jizzbomb by jawns1112 June 25, 2009

Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb 

Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.

Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!

Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011

subteranean jizzbomb 

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.

My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.

subteranean jizzbomb by Black Caesar December 9, 2008

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb 

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.

Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"=' Mom: "Those [fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb by yuff & bone November 29, 2009