jizzcake

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

jizzbucket

A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.

Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.

Fabio became such an expert he could hit the jizzbucket from across the room.

by scodder April 24, 2010

Jizzket

The act of busting a load in your blanket then sleeping in it all night long.

The cleaning lady got a cardiac arrest when she accidently got a load all over her hands from my jizzket.

by Donald Dicksuck December 16, 2017

jizzabetic

from the latin " jizzabeticus" meaning one who needs constant maintenance of jizz intake due to a biological predisposition towards unstable levels of jizz; a jizzabetic is in need of daily jizz injections to maintain homeostasis.

Kirsten's such a whore! i hate her so much. one time iw as at a party and i was wearing my burberry scarf and they were like " that's really nice" and then she touched it and was like " that's not real," like she knows or something because herparents live in england or something.

by will roan March 1, 2005

Jizzket

Taking a biscuit that's open and jizzing in it while your victim isn't looking.

Hey, Tommy, I just made you a jizzket.

by thebackwudzbro August 24, 2009

Jizzacked

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jizzack up in da Biotch

a common reference to Jack in the Box especially after smoking some dank!

damn nigga i gots da ma f*ckin munchies! we needs ta hit up Jizzack up in da Biotch fa sho!

by j dizz August 3, 2006