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Jizzmopper

Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.
1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.
by Kenneth Lei January 11, 2009
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DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.
That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.
by mimikova April 28, 2011
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A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.
When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper
by Squachy September 11, 2025
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