Dissaster involving jizz.
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
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A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
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Get the jizzmaster mug.1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.
2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role
3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.
2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role
3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.
"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"
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