Andrew Jizz Face Rivas

An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on cloudy days and wears hats in douche bag mode(backwards). Random, really, and imagine are the favorite words of a "Andrew Jizz Face rivas"

"all random!"
"Andrew Jizz Face Rivas!"

by Yobro12 April 02, 2009

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 06, 2010

Face Jizz

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010