Jizz

that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

by csacdsvds February 17, 2009

Jizz

White stuff that is ejected from the penis after sex which impregnates the women.

Can I jizz in you or on your face?

by Pussy is great September 19, 2016

Jizz

a male sex explosion

hey dude i jizzed all over her titties! it was rate good!

by Dogy ramss January 12, 2008

Jizz

the yummy white stuff that comes out of a guys dick when he has an erection.

Kerry: "oh guys what's jizz?"
Someone: "you know that stuff you always have on the sides of your mouth from Mikey."

Kerry, you gotta little jizz on your lip.

by raerae shanaenae April 23, 2009

Jizz

Cum from your penis.

i'ma jizz on yo face cuhhz.

by digitaljunkie July 03, 2008

Jizz

Semen.

On seeing Bella, Edward jizzed his pants.

by Miss Lulz July 05, 2009

Jizz

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

by lilzog May 02, 2009