Jizz 

The white shit that comes outta ur cock when u cum

dude i jizzed all over her face last night!

Jizz by sillysally101 July 16, 2007

jizz 

One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as ejaculation, during the male orgasm.

See also cum, semen, penis.

Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant!

Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!

jizz by bladesage January 13, 2008

jizz 

alternative spelling of 'jism', slang for 'semen'

Although her porn name "The Jizz Guzzler" appears to suggest a definite fondness of manjuice, her nickname actually derives from her infamous binges on Spermie candy.

jizz by Gejimayu April 14, 2013

Jizz 

Another word for cum. aka what comes out of a mans dick in ejaculation.

go to youtube and type in "Jizz in my pants by the lonely island"

"I jizzed in my pants."

Jizz by JIZZ63 July 20, 2009

Jizz 

that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

Jizz by csacdsvds February 17, 2009

jizz 

romance explosion

"Ah man, I jizzed all over her face."

jizz by Shifty Negro September 21, 2009

jizz 

Popular slang for seminal fluids

Tyrone: Why Loquinta's eye so red?
Otis: Man, dat bitch got my jizz in her eye.

jizz by Trixterjim July 18, 2008