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JimmyJamesJim

A guy who insulted another named Brian as Barry.

Barry? Seriously?
He has a NASCAR driver name now!
That guy called me by the wrong name. He JimmyJamesJim me!
by DeafLEGO September 23, 2020
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Jimmyism

Jimmyism is a religion that has many gods of many things. Jeremiah is one of the popular ones cause he is the god of wisdom. Jimmy the main god and it is unknown what kind of god he is.
Jimmyism is a interesting religion.
by Jimmyism religion March 2, 2022
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JimmyJam

When you do something so dumb or forget something of major importance that it gets you into a JimmyJam.
"OMG Bro, I was candy flipping, at the festival and lost all of my friends money" -Jim
"Dude are you retarded quick fucking JimmyJamming you moron." -exfriend
by karma1234 February 22, 2014
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Jizmgasm

a must-use noun for certain people at least three times every 5 mins, meaning to ejaculate or any other word/noun phrase. often abbreviated to jizm.
chodeyy:wuu2?

chodemeister:i'm on jizm with my jizmgasm while watching jizmgasm and eating jizmgasmed jizm with sprinkled jizm.

chodeyy:...okay
by chodeyy August 5, 2009
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JimmyJamz Ass Rape

Receiving a post dated check only to wait until the deposit date to discover insufficient funds.
I got two checks from the event last weekend and tried to cash them today but they bounced. I totally got JimmyJamz ass raped!
by KngRob5oh May 26, 2021
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jimmyism

Anytime a person utters the phrase "Would you rather" usually followed by two horrible sexual situations in which no person would want to partake in either. Usually one of the situations involves sex with Jimmy. Usually only used by homosexuals and men with tiny penises.
We were walking to class when Isaac used a Jimmyism, "Schuh, would you rather let me stick it in your ass, or let 40 black men rape you in the ass at the same time?"
by Istoll December 14, 2008
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Jimmyism

1. (noun) A configuration which does not exist on a server or network infrastructure after a reboot or power down / up; a configuration that was never permanently saved.

2. (noun) A configuration that is so complex or abstract that only the creator can decipher it. See Also: enigma
1.
Tech One: I rebooted the firewall last night...
Tech Two: So?
Tech One: It didn't have any routes when it came back up.
Tech Two: LOL. You've been hit by a Jimmyism.

2.
Tech One: Did you look at that config?
Tech Two: Yup.
Tech One: Did you understand it?
Tech Two: Absolutely not.
Tech One: I guess it's a Jimmyism.
by Slite September 20, 2008
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