Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head

Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.

by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018

jimmy kick

A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.

Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.

by John Holmes January 13, 2004

Jimmy Krackorn

Person who doesn't care about anything or what anyone thinks.

"I thought if I said that to him he would be mad, but I forgot, he's Jimmy Krackorn and he doesn't care."

by Rocket H December 30, 2009

jimmy kimmel

A straight social denerate who kills the mood and makes you want to cheat on your girl, murder babies, and join a terrorist organization.

Bitch blood: hey man let's watch Jimmy Kimmel
Beast blood: what you like Jimmey kimmel? no wonder girls always dump you before sex. i don't think we can be friends anymore. besides my man Gassy Mexican is streaming. fuck that boring nobody

by beastblood October 18, 2015

jimmy kimmel

the voice actor for insectosaurus from "monsters vs aliens"

hay thats the guy who voiced insectosaurus.
yep thats jimmy kimmel

by big_oucne June 23, 2021

jimmy kimmeled

When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?

I'm going to get you two! 😭 I've been Jimmy Kimmeled!

by Liliz C. November 22, 2017

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 7, 2006