Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

Jimmy Johnson

The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.

Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson

"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"

"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."

by bigboss204 March 13, 2019

Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.

Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"

by rnnrdad November 19, 2015