Jaejoong

A name of a god. Jaejoong is a sex god from a group of gods rising form the east.

Posses powers to touch things into golds, causing unnecessary orgasm, soothing voices that can calm and in the same time causing madness.

As well specialize in drawing people and camera lenses.

When ever I saw Jaejoong, my ovaries explodes

by ckino9095 June 16, 2011

Jimjob

When your partner is tenderly tonguing your butthole (AKA you are receiving a rimjob) and you have the urge to pass gas, so you proceed to shart upon your partners nose and/or face, much to your twisted delight.

Alex: "So then what did Ashley do?"

Jimmie: "Well, she was blowing me, then the next thing I know, she's licking my butthole. I had to fart, so I countered her Rimjob with a Jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!"

Alex: "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Jimmie: "Let's go get Sonic..."

by TexasTittysprinklesLover March 31, 2013

Jaejoong

Jaejoong is the lead singer of the Japanese/Korean band TVXQ/DBSK. He is also known by the stage names of Hero, Jejung and Youngwoong. Born in 1986, is known as one of the most desirable men in Asia. He is known for his ethereal appearance and is mistaken to have a cold personality, but is in reality just shy and reserved. He has funny and adorable habits like camwhoring and pouting constantly and hiding his mouth when laughing despite having one the most beautiful laughs in the world. Jaejoong is an epitome of male perfection that every female in the world desires.

Girl 1: Don't you think Jaejoong oppa is handsome?
Girl 2:Who is he? I like Orlando bloom better!
Girl 1: are you frigging blind? Jaejoong is the most perfect man in the world *shows her picture of Jaejoong*
Girl 2: *after repeated nose bleeds* Oh My God! Indeed how can any male ever be even remotely attractive after seeing this ethereal being?!?!
Girl 1 agrees!

by Queenlucifer April 7, 2010

jimjohn

my little pankake man. very slippydippy loves to snoggy in your boggy.

oh look its jimjohn lets get ready.

by gibbyfish March 19, 2017

Jimjomm

Getting completely schmacked to a point where you want Jimmyjohns but can't properly say it.

*rips bong* Hey guys I want some Jimjomm.

by JimJomm February 7, 2019

Jaejoong

Main vocalist in k-pop band, Dong Bang Shin Ki (a.k.a. DBSK, TVXQ, DBSG, Tohoshinki). He has the longest hair of the other 4 boys which is usually a darkish-black color. His voice is also very smooth and calming.

Jaejoong is a very handsome and ingenious vocalist :)

by Laurizzle June 19, 2006

joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe

Something you type super fast (on a computer) or say super fast (with your mouth) when you are bored need something to do.

Teacher: You finished your homework! Now you may sit quietly for an hour!
Student: JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE

by EnchantedDonutStudioz March 29, 2023