N. A person who lives in a town named after a bird in the middle of the desert and draws stick figures for a living, and enjoys making echoes on radio shows by leaving his goddamn speakers on.
"That Jick never gave me my damned Mr. Accessory even though I put the cash in the mail 2 whole days ago!
by Ithrildor July 20, 2006
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(n.) A combination of the words dick and jerk, meaning a complete and utter asshole.

An individual who has no friends, specifically for being "that guy"
You are being such a fucking jick!!!
by Grip Johnson February 24, 2010
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"Hey dude, I heard you got hurt yesterday. Hahaha!" "Shut the fuck up you jick
by Jacob "money man/jazzy jacob February 25, 2011
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A noun referring to someone/something possessing the qualities of both a jerk and a dick. The word has the benefit of sounding like an offensive racial epithet (i.e. jew and spick.)
John was making passes at my girl last night.
What a Jick.

My Jick of a dog pissed on the carpet last night!
by Bekks November 15, 2006
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A term that can substitute almost every word in the english dictionary.
"What the fuck is that Jicks problem?"

"Shit, I justed Jicked my pants."

"Yo, I just Jicked the shit out of that chick."

"Is smells like Jick in here..."

"Did my bitch really just disobey me? Eh, Whatever she's a Jick."
by Dilf Toenail November 13, 2010
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n A Dick comprised of Jello
"Man, I could not get an erection last night!
"So you had a Jick?"
"Totally"
by Doodalizerforthegalaxy April 24, 2010
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Jick- What you call a person when you think they are a jerk and a dick.
Hey did you see that jick he totally just cut me off! What a jick!
by LilMissGambino September 5, 2011
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