jeese

an alternate spelling of "jeeze", a mild oath, sometimes considered profanity

jeese dude, you totally just blocked the TV!

by fusinfun July 5, 2009

Jeese

this is another word for Jesus it could be used in many ways to describe someone or something.

Jeese your hot.
Jeese i do need some chocolate

by Sofii Babby February 5, 2009

Jeese

The buying and/or consumption of two or more "Joose". (Energy drink containing 9.9% alcohol by volume. Usually found in the hand of a "homie")

I'm going to the liquor store to get a 30 pack and a flock of Jeese.

by BYoudon'tknowme August 14, 2010

jhensen

The best person alive. Really Really REally REally ReALLY reALLY reALLY ATHLETIC and tall and fast. Mentally slow.Hates kia Souls and Hondas. Drives a GTR not in his dreams in real life. Is the best Football player and soccer player. He is very good at any sport. He will kick your ass in any sport even cricket. Drives motorcycles. Is about 6 feet tall. Has been through jumanji and is best friends with Christian,Abel,PJ and his nigga Tray homie quan. He best best best friend is chiquito. He is a blood and hates blue. hE HAS A FAMILY AND IS VERY VERY SUPPORTIVE. hE IS A DAD OF FOUR CHILDREN. HIS FAVORITE QUOTE IS "WASSSSSUUPPPPPPPPPPPP GIRRLLLLLLLLLLL."

fUCK YOU JHENSEN.

by BIGBOYAMBER May 30, 2018

jheset

when first seeing a “jheset” you will probably be intimidated. this being is muscular and strong. they speak with meaningful purpose, sometimes in ballads and poems, to a directed audience. “jheset” keeps those who they care about close to them. others who “jheset” perceives as inferior simply don’t pose any bother or threat to “jheset” as “jheset” doesn’t pay no attention to those types of people and behaviors. “jheset” is a beautiful piece of art who is extremely easy on the eyes. though sometimes their bo may smell similar to weed, it doesn’t take away from the magical aura “jheset” possesses. “jheset” has extremely good music taste and probably listens to a micro genre within electronic music. if you encounter a “jheset”, hold on, he will take you far and wide.

“jheset made me so horny in class again… i looked at his social media and faced the consequence”

“jheset listens to arca?! … *blushes* they’re so slay!”

by hummuslover300 November 22, 2021

on jeese

another way to say oh jeese or oh my god. you can us it in any fourm to replace the words oh jeese or oh my god.

you lost a book

"on jeese i cant find my book"

your teacher says something you dont like
"un jeese miss(mister)"

by a sudent November 9, 2009

jeesenia

Jeesenia is a smart,loving, and caring person. She can be a bitch and not care at all, but when it comes to friends or bestfriends, whoever mess with them they'll get their ass beat! All u really need to know is she dont give a shit what you think of her!

Me: I need food
Girl #1: I want a Jeesenia

by Thu.Cubanitahh24K May 21, 2018