jettson

the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;

'damn Jettson is so cute'

by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017

Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.

I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.

by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010

jetson’d

Modernizing something. Referring to the futuristic Jetson’s cartoon.

She totally Jetson’d the Sales and Marketing department.

by Casey Parler February 13, 2018

George Jetsoned

When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.

You: "Walks into work at 8am"

Co-Worker: Why the long face?

You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!

Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....

You: Mmhmm!

by KasperDeVille March 8, 2014

Jeyton

combination of the names 'Jake' and 'Peyton' 2 characters on the CW TV show "One Tree Hill". If you are a 'Jeyton' fan then you support this coupling.

I want Jeyton back on the show! Jake & Peyton fit so well.

by Makaia September 25, 2006

The Jetsons

The culprits behind 9/11.

The Jetsons killed many innocents on September 11th. It was a terrible event.

by Blaze the Flarxon December 24, 2016

Jeyson

Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.

Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.

by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019