Jewouche

A Jewish douche. A guy in a prayer shawl & yarmulke that steps off the curb and crosses in front of your car without looking. Or...the girl with the hook nose that cuts in front of you at Starbucks.

"what a jewouche", did you see that driver didn't use their turn signal before they pulled into that temple parking lot.

by Rocketboi August 25, 2009

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jewche

a snotty jewish boy or man/ a flaunting Jew who likes to show off material items
commonly seen with a blinged out Yarmulkes

Yup, oh god he's such a Jewche.

by lovethatlavenderblonde May 4, 2011

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Jewuche • jewche • jewchebag • Jeuche • Jewche Clown • Jeweuche • Jewouche • Jewschebag

One who has surmounted such levels as Assholery, Grand Fuckerydom, and so on in such a way of varying degrees of Buttholism. A jewchebag is somewhat like a douchebag but is more concerned with monetary ideals than the douche.

Can be abreviated to the more sized-down jewche.

N00B-"ZOMG you can't even spend, like, a hundred bucks on our Galaga Reunites tour tickets???"
Goyim-*sheeeennnnnhaaa* "No way dood, I have to deposit ALL my money to the Bank of Moses!"
N00B-"...You are such a jewchebag!!!1!one!!"

by Safety Girl September 28, 2007

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