Jewtopia

A land where modern-day Jews can be free from the persecutions of Nazi Germany and the ancient Egyptians.

Ralph Goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the Nazis and ancient Egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where Jews can run around and do Jewish crap; a land called Jewtopia.

by 12diethylether November 19, 2010

Jewtron

A robot designed for the one purpose of being a jew most likely created for when all the jews are gone

Jim "wheres my jewtron i need to do my taxes"

by GhoSt-bUst-thAt February 24, 2009

nimmy jewtron

the best meme

Friend : tell me a meme
You: nimmy jewtron
Everyone else: *kills self*

by memer master February 7, 2018

jewtionary

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.

I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.

by PDiggs July 17, 2007

Jewtoria

A jewish type of girl, who's a bit of a jeb!

JEWTORIA - your such a jew victoria

by looooooooooooo =] May 9, 2007

Jewtourage

An entourage of Jews.

If you don't give me the job, I'll sick my Jewtourage on you.

by dtrbsimon2008 December 9, 2008

jewtor

to tutor someone of the Jewish faith

Did you jewtor Barry Feldbaum in chemistry today?

Yep, I jewtored the shit out of him.

by Knott March 29, 2008