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jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014
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Jewtini

A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010
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Jeeties

The feeties of Han Jisung from the kpop boy group Stray Kids, THEY LITERALLY GO LIKE THIS 👉👈 anyways yeah Jisung stands like an anime girl and it’s adorable ngl
Omg the jeeties!!!
by yourmother333 December 27, 2020
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Jewtits

her jewtits we're enormous
by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007
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Jewtiful

When a jewish girl looks so hot that you can't explain.
Guy1: Did you see that girl at temple??
Guy2: Yeaa bro, she was mad Jewtiful
by Ayy Ro June 6, 2005
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Jewtino

(n.) One who is of Jewish and Latino origin. Also describes Jewish immigrants to Latin American countries.
A married couple was from Poland, but moved to Nicaragua. They lived there for many years, and their son was born and lived there before moving to the United States. He is considered a Jewtino.

A man's parents are from El Salvador and a father's parents are Jews from New York. They marry and have a child. That child is a Jewtino.

Derek Lipkin is a Jewtino.
by D Lip April 13, 2004
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jewbie

someone who when they play a MMORPG game such as Runescape , puts their focus on making as much money as they can rather than gaining experience or levels through questing and grinding abilities
i watched this Jewbie pick up 10k fucking cowhides in Free to play

in the time he did that he could of made 10x that skilling
by BellasaurusTheJust May 4, 2019
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