jewstin

a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".

"that jewstin turned down webcamming a sexy girl to play mlb!"
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."

by twentyfivecentz March 8, 2010

jewstain

jewstain: is when a nearby jew, stains on you! or when having sex wid a jew they leave a stain aka jewstain.

hey Bob is that a jewstain on your pants?!

by sheef sandwich August 23, 2009

Jewstine

A rare Breed of dog, dolphin and hawk normaly found in California. Jewstine's like to eat, sleep, and cause havoic for everyone aound. they are wild and crazy creature that will bite off your head if you get too close. they can be a bit bitchey but at the end of the day there still there.

boy:"what the hell was that??"

girl:"I thinks it's a jewstine!!!"

by aluisuh April 14, 2009

Jewstain

1. Something left over that needs cleaning in the ovens.
2. Justin Phillip Dean

1. Ah! I have to clean up the Jewstains after the mass murdering of 6 million Jews, it's a hard life for me.

2. Aww man, I really hate Jewstain however I love his YouTube channel that he co owns, SB FILMS with his Pasty Patrol video, you should go subscribe.

by Taylor Weston August 6, 2017

Jewstin

A person who won't admit they are Jewish, insisting that they are a Catholic.

Gabe is such a Jewstin, why does he keep saying he isn't a Jew?

by JimmyUrban October 4, 2023

jepstein

The type of energy an adult who engages in weird friendships with minors, puts out.

I can't invite David over anymore, he definitely gives off jepstein vibes around my neighbours kids

by Majestic Lion March 18, 2025